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Funny and amazing stuff about tech in the Philippines

From being the text messaging capital of the world to becoming one of the top IT outsourcing hubs in the planet, the Philippines has certainly achieved a lot especially when it comes to anything that involves tech. For that we’re going to list some of the funny and amazing stuff about the technology industry in the Philippines.

It’s one of the leading BPO hubs in the world

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The BPO industry is definitely flourishing in the Philippines. It’s the world’s leading call center destination and will account for around 10% of the country’s GDP according to the Information Technology and Business Processing Association of the Philippines (IBPAP). The industry is also expected to hit $25PHP 1,467INR 2,119EUR 24CNY 182 billion in revenues in 2016. Manila also placed second in Tholon’s Top 100 Outsourcing Destinations for 2014.

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We have amazing LTE speeds and coverage

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Sometimes. Although our favorite telcos are busy rolling out LTE services and packages across the country, there areas that are still out of reach. The same thing can be said to 3G. In addition, the internet speeds do not always apply as advertised, unless you’re situated in an area approved by a Feng Shui expert to bring good luck and great LTE reception. In fact, OpenSignal even ranked the Philippines as one of the slowest in 4G speeds. To combat slow mobile internet, telcos have sought to ban unauthorized selling of repeaters and signal boosters, cracked down on hacked modems, and imposed….

FUP and Data caps

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There’s a good chance that you’ve already heard about it, much worse, experienced it. If you want the juicy details you can read all about it here, here, and here. Although FUPs and data caps are not exclusive to the Philippines, we Filipinos love our unli-data as much as we love our unli-rice that the implementation was almost tantamount to a kick in the balls.

Locally branded smartphones and tablets

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One of the things that we Filipinos can be thankful for are the smartphones and tablets being offered by our local brands. Most of their products are “rebranded” or “rebadged” ones coming from India, Thailand, or China, but because of this…

Smartphones and tablets can be bought for cheap

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And when I say cheap, I mean dirt cheap. You can actually buy an entry-level 7-inch slate for under Php2,000USD 34INR 2,889EUR 32CNY 248 and a 4-inch entry-level smartphone for under Php3,000USD 51INR 4,334EUR 49CNY 372. And no, this is not a sponsored post.

Smartphones can also be bought for the price of a kidney

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While I’m not entirely sure about the current kidney prices in the black market, we’re certain that there are smartphones that can be bought for a staggering Php70K in the local grey market. It’s not the Vertu though (that would cost you two pairs of kidneys and a testicle) but one of the first batches of the champagne gold iPhone 5S.

MVP is the highest earning IT executive in the Philippines

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PLDT Chairman, Manny V. Pangilinan, topped our list of last year’s 12 Top-Earning IT/Tech Executives in the Philippines. At that time he has an annual taxable income of Php81.23USD 1INR 117EUR 1CNY 10 million. For a fleeting moment we wished that he’s our ninong.

Active online stores

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The Philippines has a lot of online stores in addition to the already big and popular ones like Sulit, Lazada, and Zalora. They’re also found on social media particularly Facebook and Instagram. Online stores are also one of the most popular channels for Filipinos who want to purchase gadgets below a brand’s asking price. Online sales generate big revenues in the country that it has already attracted the attention of the BIR.

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CDR King is the largest privately owned tech retail store.

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CDR King there’s a reason why it has the word “King” on it’s name, and that is because it’s the largest privately owned tech retail store in the country with over 200 branches nationwide. From being a one stop shop of blank CDs and DVDs, they have expanded their product offerings to include a wide range of other gadgets and accessories. Heck, they even have their own electric scooter, smartphone, and 3D printer.

Filipinos like to watch porn on their mobile phones.

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Yep. According to Pornhub, the Philippines ranked 26th in worldwide traffic to the popular porn site but ranked a solid 15th when it comes to mobile traffic.

Diangson Louie
Diangson Louie
This article was written by Louie Diangson, Managing Editor of YugaTech. You can follow him at @John_Louie.
  1. We have amazing LTE speeds and coverage

    BULLSHIT

  2. ”most of their products are just “rebranded” or “rebadged” ones coming from India, Thailand, or China”

    Huh?!

    Pagkaalam ko ag re-rebrand lang ang India at Thailand, they are totally incapable of producing their own phones from scratch.

    Walang pinagkaiba ang Micromax at Cherry Mobile

  3. The only thing funny about tech in the Philippines are the price of gadgets.

  4. What’s funny and amazing, there’s not one mention about the semiconductor industry – our nation’s top exporter for many decades now.

    Semiconductors (and electronic components) are the lifeblood of all gadgets, machines, utilities, etc.

  5. @ critic – whats funny is you don’t get it

  6. @rape,, now this is funny -> “whats”. Learn how to use apostrophe s first before bragging boy!

  7. Ano ang mas nakakatawa? Ang pilipino kapag hindi manalo sa argument or wala na masabi, nagiging grammar nazi.

    “Use proper english first” blah blah blah.

    Keyboard warriors…

  8. This’ is’ funny’ .’

  9. it is more worth reading and entertaining here in the comments section than the topic itself
    :)

  10. ang problema kasi ng iba dyan mga “American wannabes” perfectionist akal nila perpekto na purket english lang ng english di nga perpekto mga kano sa pag eenglish at yung iba pang mga naitonalidad OA masyado hindi nasusukat ang katalinuhan sa typo FYI

  11. Fun – Mura ang tech sa pinas (generally).
    Funny – Mga tao dito sa yuga na perpekto (basahin: alam ang lahat) sa (1)English at sa (2)smart phones
    Amazing – mga pilipino parang pinanganak na techie. Techie tayo ano man ang ating social status. <3

  12. magcocomment ako dito para magnonotif sa email acct ko kung may magcocomment ng panibago haha gusto ko pang basahin ung future comments….may nagaaway dahil sa apostrophe,meron naman dahil sa tuldok,meron naman sa spelling,meron naman grammar…sa tingin ko ito ung funny sa pilipinas.hahaha P.S. TECH SITE po ito,pag may nagkamali hayaan nyu na nagmumuka kayong bata papatulan nyu pa ung isip bata na tumira sa inyu.tss. -__-

  13. Magkano kaya binabayad ng Globe and Smart and punyetang website na ito?

  14. @Easy E
    True but don’t forget about the Consoles and Handhelds. If the PSVita would be used as a Smartphone here, then I be in total awe! Sony would abandon the Bravia & Vaio products shortly. 2180p, Ultra HD? I think I’ve mentioned the “Ultra” joke somewhere in the forums…..

  15. Hindi naman kailangan maging “perpektong” tao ka para maitama mo yung mali ng ibang tao. Yung mga teachers natin at magulang di naman sila perpekto pero pinapagalitan nila tayo pagnagkakamali tayo. Yun lang, mali lang yung pagdefend sa word na perpekto ng ibang tao dito sa article na to.

    Dami ng new articles. Now move on to the newer articles! I like the Bezel article!

  16. ooops hypocrite haha kung makapagsalita parang kala mo d payabang.hahaha ok lng sana e kaso pinatulan pa ung isip bata.sa susunod wag na patulan magmumuka din kayung isipbata.

  17. Yung iba kasi sadyang gago lang sumagot kaya nagiging katarantaduhan tong comment section. Matino yung tanong gagaguhin niyo, tapos kapag ginago kayo maninisi kayo na pineperpekto kayo. Ano bang kawalangyaan gusto niyo? Kung trip niyo mantarantado ng mga magtatanong ng matino tangina wag dito. Kabastos bastos na tong site na to dahil sa mga gagong katulad niyo. Mamamatay nalang kayo gagaguhin niyo pa yung iba. Tama na. Tangina.

  18. wew, kung ganon o sya, matutulog na ko. Matulog ka na din. Goodnight :) Peace na tayo, mabait ako ngayon. :)

  19. I jumped in to this article with 50+ comments only to know that there’s no sense at all with whatever they were fighting about.

    #TrollWarsAtItsBest

  20. It’s doesn’t even’s matter’s how’s you’re way’s of expressing’s your’s comment’s with’s tho’se punctuation’s. Bla’s … bla’s .. bla’s.. with’s all’s the’se punctuation’s .!?;:'”` (even’s include’s ASCII’s) trying’s hard’s netizen’s !!!

  21. If someone doesn’t want to listen to you, leave them be. If you tell them your point, and they don’t want to listen, keep quiet and let it go! I admit there are some who need a little convincing to get your point, but there are those who are simply fools, who take pride in arguing; believing they are always right. Don’t waste your time with those.

  22. If you argue with a fool, you’ll become a fool just like them, and you’ll make a fool of yourself!

  23. Wow, all of these because of my statement?

    Goodjeb!

    Guys, there’s more to life than wasting your time commenting on sections like this. Pero okay nadin kasi mas entertaining pa yung mga trollwars kesa sa mismong article. Keep it up. Haha!

  24. Eto po mga kaibigan ang tinatawag na walaaang ka kwenta kwentang mga commentators. wala pong koneksyon sa article ang pinag aawayan at magtuturuan kung sino ang isip bata. funny and amazing stuff indeed. :)

  25. Sarap niyong pagbuhulin lahat hahaha

  26. sori po sa mga naiinis,pinapangako ko naman na last comment ko na un.inexplain ko lng side ko.sa tingin ko wala namang mali dun.

  27. one more thing, kung gusto mong maka-mura, pumunta ka sa greenhills tiangge, from nakaw to tekwat to second hand to laptop na may virus o iphone na jailbroken… hehe

  28. The only thing funny about tech in the Philippines are the price of gadgets.

  29. Am I supposed to be happy or sad that I don’t know who “Tommy Sanders” is?

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  31. Alternative for lazada, OLX and zalora is http://www.goods.ph. new player in the game of online shopping but i think almost same items and price with lazada.

  32. I remember when me and a friend of mine went to CDR King, he said “Ah the disposable electronic store” LOL

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